would you rather....

...burn or drown?
...have a lisp or a wandering eye?
...win a million dollars or a vacation around the world?
...have eyes that smile or a voice that calms people?
...be blown up or shot in the face?
...have no teeth or no hair for the rest of your life?
...be able to fly or read peoples minds?
...have a foot long eyelash that you could never pluck or cut or an earlobe the size of a basketball?
...have a shotgun wedding or elope to vegas?
...lose an eye or arm?
...be caught stalking someone or find out you were being stalked?
...eat poo that tastes like cake or cake that tastes like poo?
...lose your best friend forever or have no contact with your family for a year?
... Have a pet monkey or seal?
...have an amazing singing voice or dancing skills?
...be stranded on a warm island alone or in the cold mountains naked with your friends? (dont ask why your naked. it makes it sound colder)
...be bitten by a snake or charged by a bull?
...be in jail or homeless?
...cough up a hairball or have someone throw up on your face?
...have nine lives or three wishes?

:)